Medley February 10, 2008

After the flurry of voting on Tuesday and the resulting delegate counts Americans discovered that the campaign for President may rest with Guam and American Samoa.
Maharishi Mahesh Yogi, who introduced the western world to transcendental meditation, died on Tuesday. He was most famous for being guru to the Beatles though followers prefer to think of him as "the Indian dude who banged Mia Farrow."
Hundreds of clowns gathered in a London church for an annual service honoring the founder of modern clowning. Observers said the service wasn’t very funny. It was in fact, "Rather creepy and scared the children."
French President Nicolas Sarkozy married former model Carla Bruni on Saturday. French citizens are worried the marriage will be a distraction, as the President will now have difficulty finding a mistress who is hotter than his wife.
