Swamp Elective

“Great minds think alike” well, the bottom-feeding turd-merchants of reality TV seem to possess the same psychic ability so say you heard it here first. I propose a TeeVee show with the Tiger Woods mistress versus the Jesse James mistresses. It could be a Family Wrecker Feud or the full-on hosted by Howard Stern beauty pageant mockery but I’m thinking we need to stay away from any wrestling-type events as it appears that Jesse James’ crew leans toward the hair pulling eye gouging roller-derby type. Best ratings getter would be an Oprah-off (confessional crying and hand wringing) with American Idol style voting based on sympathy. And since the sympathy depends on the suspension of disbelief associated with “I slept with a married man and I’m a victim” Monica Lewinsky should be on hand to assign point values or betting lines for viewers. There you have it have a three page treatment on my desk by Monday.

I had my hemerhoids removed on Monday and celebrated with my friends so it looked a little like this.

My anus is bleeding…

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Once is a new independent movie from Fox Serchlight it takes place in Dublin and has awesome music. Here’s a live performance of one of the soon to be classic songs from the film.