Swamp Elective

Nazi protesters in Nebraska rallied this week to protest illegal immigration from Mexico. Because without unskilled labor jobs the American Nazis are just hateful meth-addicts with stupid haircuts.

A historian says documents show that civil unions between male couples existed around 600 years ago in medieval Europe. This disproves the earlier claim that Thomas Jefferson invented the game "slave and master."

Singer Amy Winehouse has cancelled more tour dates due to “exhaustion.” Apparently doing a lot of Heroin has tired her out.

Apple is rumored to be working on a collaboration with Volkswagen to create an “iCar” said a spokesman. “It’s a natural progression people have always been looking for a car that can take pictures, hold all your music, and instantly give you a sense of moral superiority.

Will look like this.