Medley December 7, 2008
December 8th, 2008
A far-right Italian party is offering 1,500 euros to parents who name their children after the fascist dictator Mussolini or his wife. They are also offering 40,000 euros to name a football stadium “It’s a shame all the cool stuff happened here thousands of years ago pavilion”
Or “Hitler wasn’t such a bad guy either field”
Or “Aren’t you glad he wasn’t Stalin park”
Fox News has announced that long-time co-host of “Hannidy and Colmes” Allan Colmes will be leaving the program. According to the Fox he will be replaced by a puppy, a houseplant, or a really cool robot who says, “but I like Nancy Pelosi” in a funny high-pitched voice.
President Bush will receive the first “International Medal of PEACE” from the Global PEACE Coalition in recognition of all the countries he didn’t destroy or illegally occupy during his presidency.
An orphaned Monk seal named Victoria was recently released into the wild with a transmitter that texts information back to her human rescuers. According to researchers the seal is "So totally bored with the ocean."
Sarah Palin was amongst the Governors who met with President elect Obama in Philadelphia this week. She answered questions after the meeting demonstrating her heartfelt beliefs and a total disregard for grammar and syntax.
President and First Lady Bush have purchased a new home in Dallas. No word yet on where in Dallas the President can find to clear brush.
